Presents!

Today is my last day at work, its sort of a bitter-sweet moment since I've grown close to lots of my collegaues.
They have given me all sorts of cool gifts, which I'll try to put up pictures of when I've sorted out the digital camera.

By the way, I have a new email account! So email me

Longer post tomorrow.Really.

Ralph the Lucky Cat

Ralph has now found a loving home. He will be joined by another kitten who has a similar background to him. She's the same age, weight and size but she sure has one heck of a temper! Anyway, no pictures of Scampy yet but some pictures of Ralph at his new home.

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I met a really inconsiderate guy in the train today. He even beats the average citizen in TLOTW.
Once again, it was the morning rush hour and the trains were packed. This idiot who happened to get a seat, decided to show off his model-length legs by stretching it out fully. I was almost tempted to "accidentally" stomp on his feet. Stretching out your feet in a crowded train is NOT a smart thing to do. First of all, you piss off a lot of women who are mostly wearing killer heels. Enough said.

I understand if he's really proud of his legs. But look, if he had a really big dick, he wouldn't whip it out and display it for all to see now would he? Then again..... men do stupid things sometime. Okay, your average sane man would not do it. Even if they had a monster size dick, they would keep it in their pants. The same theory should apply to any body part for both men and women. Just because you have like FFF size breasts, you don't have to wear such a low-cut blouse that they look like grapefruits about to explode.

Human beings are such strange beings.

Strange Characteristics of citizens in TLOTW

Maybe its the water that we drink, but citizens of TLOTW never fail to amaze me with their strange behavior.

Take today for example, there was a train delay during the morning rush hour. As a result of that, the station was even more crowded than usual. When I reached my stop,hundreds of people rushed out. I'm serious. Hundreds.
Now, I can understand if they're rushing because 1) Their wives are giving birth, 2) someone is giving away money or 3) there is a major disaster. But no, they were rushing to get to WORK. Keep in mind there was a good 20 minutes before most people officially start work. And since most people always moan and groan about work, why are they so eager to get there?
The reason is simple. They are not eager to get to work, all they are concern about is to get ahead of everyone else. They HAVE to be first, asking them to give way might just give them a heart attack. No matter what the occasion or situation, citizens of TLOTW must always be first. That rule however, does not apply to wedding dinners where most people seem to fail to read the invitation card and often turn up more than half and hour late.
Like I said, it must be the water we're drinking. I'm going to boil all the water that I drink from now on.