After 22 years, I have finally watched my first Star Wars movie. I'm NOT a science fiction fan, in fact, I hardly know anything about the Star Wards Trilogy. I at least could identify Yoda, the small green guy with funky hair. So there I was, watching Episode 3 , Revenge of the Sith, trying not to laugh my head off. I mean, some of the dialogue in the show was just hilarious! I did learn important lessons from the movie which I like to share with you.
Lesson 1 : Do Not Play with Light Sabers.Take a hint from these guys.....
All three have had their hands/arms burnt off from these gigantic light sticks. Children and adults should know that they are not toys.
Lesson 2: Bathe frequently or Use lots of deodorant if you're going to wear a long coat 99% of the time. * * Note: this lesson is only for those who live in TLOTB and have to contend with the insane heat.
Did you see the scene when Master Yoda lifted up both his arms and the bad guys just died from the smell which permeated through those robes? Enough said.
When Obi Wan goes to kill whatever that ugly creature is called, there is a scene where he is riding his pet lizard and that lizard could actually outrun the bad guy's vehicle. So if you're ever chased by a man in a rob holding a light stick, jump on the nearest lizard that you can find.
Learn from the Master. You could look like this
but as long as you speak like this " Hard to see , the dark side is." People will respect you and bestow you with the title Master.
So you see, Star Wars wasn't a complete waste of time after all. I would have like to have told Anikn that he shouldn't have covered his burns with that ugly black suit and mask. If he had made a trip to TLOTB, I'm sure one of our plastic surgens could have helped him. And with the great Sale around the corner, he could have picked up some nicer clothes as well!
Lesson 1 : Do Not Play with Light Sabers.Take a hint from these guys.....
All three have had their hands/arms burnt off from these gigantic light sticks. Children and adults should know that they are not toys.
Lesson 2: Bathe frequently or Use lots of deodorant if you're going to wear a long coat 99% of the time. * * Note: this lesson is only for those who live in TLOTB and have to contend with the insane heat.
Did you see the scene when Master Yoda lifted up both his arms and the bad guys just died from the smell which permeated through those robes? Enough said.
Lesson 3: A lizard can outrun a vehicle.
When Obi Wan goes to kill whatever that ugly creature is called, there is a scene where he is riding his pet lizard and that lizard could actually outrun the bad guy's vehicle. So if you're ever chased by a man in a rob holding a light stick, jump on the nearest lizard that you can find.
Lesson 4: To appear wise, speak in grammatically wrong sentences.
Learn from the Master. You could look like this
but as long as you speak like this " Hard to see , the dark side is." People will respect you and bestow you with the title Master.
So you see, Star Wars wasn't a complete waste of time after all. I would have like to have told Anikn that he shouldn't have covered his burns with that ugly black suit and mask. If he had made a trip to TLOTB, I'm sure one of our plastic surgens could have helped him. And with the great Sale around the corner, he could have picked up some nicer clothes as well!
