Hoof Prints

Life, how I view it, how unpredictable it is and how it can end up kicking you right in the ass.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

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I met a really inconsiderate guy in the train today. He even beats the average citizen in TLOTW.
Once again, it was the morning rush hour and the trains were packed. This idiot who happened to get a seat, decided to show off his model-length legs by stretching it out fully. I was almost tempted to "accidentally" stomp on his feet. Stretching out your feet in a crowded train is NOT a smart thing to do. First of all, you piss off a lot of women who are mostly wearing killer heels. Enough said.

I understand if he's really proud of his legs. But look, if he had a really big dick, he wouldn't whip it out and display it for all to see now would he? Then again..... men do stupid things sometime. Okay, your average sane man would not do it. Even if they had a monster size dick, they would keep it in their pants. The same theory should apply to any body part for both men and women. Just because you have like FFF size breasts, you don't have to wear such a low-cut blouse that they look like grapefruits about to explode.

Human beings are such strange beings.

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