Pet Woes

Today will be the first time that I would have to leave the two cats on their own for the night. Yesterday I got back home a little later than usual due to the heavy downpour in the evening and the minute I stepped into the house they came rushing to me whining. Since not all of you can understand cat language, let me translate. Cat 1 aka Raffles: "Where have you been? I want my dinner!"
Cat 2 aka Shan: "I'm huuunnnggrrryyy."
Cat 1 & 2: "We want our dinner NOW, NOW!"
So on and on they went, grumbling to me about how they have been starved cos I was ten minutes later than usual.
And tonight they will be all alone by themselves. I left enough food and water to last them 5 days, even though it'll only be for a night. Knowing the two of them, they're still going to complain about the "lack" of food the minute I go back.

The reason I'm leaving them on their own is because I have to go back to my own house to see to my three other pets who at this point in time would be complaining as well since I haven't seen them for the last two days. I'm guessing its going to sound something like this, Dog aka Zack"woof! woof! wooooffff!!!!"
Hamster 1 aka Waffles " squeak squeak squeak!!" ( not too sure what sound a hamster makes but they do squeak when they're fighting)
Hamster 2 aka Stuat " squeak" ( Stuat doesn't speak very much, he's shy)
Zack " woof , woof WOOF!!!"

By the way, that's not all the pets that I have. I'm a surrogate mother to 4 cats and a horse. Put all of them altogether and we'll have an animal symphony, either that or we'll go deaf. Woof!